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Drive by art post dunununununununun

I just finished her last night (or, very early in the morning) and I’m putting her in the OC pile bc I would both kill and die for her even though she doesn’t have a name yet!

She’s an incubus. NOT a succubus and she gets annoyed about people messing it up. My Galaxy Brain take is that succubus/incubus isn’t a distinction between male and female (because gender is fake and I’ll be goddamned if lust demons exist solely on a binary) but bottom and top. Beings with no preference or preference for both are undiqueccubus/undiqueccubi or something less atrociously conjugated at any rate (I refuse to use concubus for its inherent relation to concubine)


Interviewer: “So why do you think you have such BDE both on and off stage?”

This glorious bitch: *puts her mouth really close to the microphone so her lips are barely touching it* “it’s because I have a big dick”

Ea-Naṣir Reassures Two Men (UET V 72)

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In this unpublished tablet, held by the British Museum, we find the copper merchant Ea-Naṣir and his associate Ilushu-illassu writing to a couple of men to reassure them.  Although the situation is missing some context, there are some real gems in the context of the famous letter to Ea-Naṣir.

  • One of the men intimidating the recipients is named Mr. Shorty (kurûm).
  • Ea-Naṣir complains that people don’t believe him.
  • Ea-Naṣir mentions giving “the ingots that we talked about” to someone.
  • The repeated encouragements — “don’t be scared!” “don’t be critical!” “don’t worry!” — sound a lot like Ea-Naṣir is trying to reassure someone that a situation hasn’t gone sideways (but it has).


Say to Shumun-libshi and the Zabardabbû: [1]

Ea-Naṣir and Ilushu-illassu say:

As for the situation with Mr. “Shorty” and Erissum-matim, who came here, don’t be scared.

I made them enter the temple of the Sun-God and take an oath.  They said, “We didn’t come about these matters; we came for our businesses.”

I said, “I will write to them” — but they didn’t believe me!

He said, “I had a quarrel with Mr. Shumun-libshi.”  He said, “[…] to his partner.  I took, and you did not […]  You didn’t give to me.”

Within 3 days, I’ll come to the city of Larsa.

Also, I spoke with Erissum-matim and said, “What is your sign?” [2]

I said to the kettle-maker (?), “Go with Ilum-gamil the Zabardabbû, and take the shortfall for me, and put it in the city of Enimma.”

Also, don’t neglect your […].

Also, I have given the ingots that we talked about to the men.

P.S. Don’t be critical!  Get the […] from them!  Don’t worry!  We’ll come to you.  [3]

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Was thinking about how people talk about indigenous people like we’re cavemen and then I realized that like, talking about Actual ancient people like they were stupid is already inherently kind of. White

Like your whole idea of “advancement” is based on weaponry and you have no concept of honoring your ancestors outside of like, maybe respecting recently dead people like your grandparents etc it’s like. Idk if I’m articulating this well at all but that’s the THING isn’t it?

Obviously I’m not trying to like pretend pre-colonial Native people were all just vibing in the grass braiding each other’s hair we had warfare I’m literally Lakota LMAO but it’s like……….. The way colonizers think of advancing as a society in terms of distancing themselves from the earth instead of living within it. The way colonizers think they’re smarter than you because they had guns. The way they disregard the knowledge of people who came before them. Yknow? Yknow???

It’s sad that colonizers have this mindset where humans aren’t apart of nature and how the natives were/are stupid somehow for taking care and interacting with the earth in a positive way…bc it haulted “development”. Like as if preventing wild fires, dust storms, and positively interacting with wildlife is just stupid? As if the knowledge doesn’t help care and develope the earth for the future generations? I’m guessing they only view “development” as destroying the earth for your own gains.

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Y’all, I’ve never even played Among Us, but I got this idea and took it to its completely overblown conclusion which took me Too Much time for a joke but this is who I am as a person:

“White Is Sus”


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Anonyme asked: R u gay4pay??

v171:

God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot. 

vintagegeekculture:
“Albert Pyun’s “Knights” (1993), with kickboxer Kathy Long.
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Albert Pyun’s “Knights” (1993), with kickboxer Kathy Long.

I had to go get X-rays on both my knees today because I have a new GP and my old GP who was still doing my steroid shots, told me the last time I got my steroid shots that I couldn’t get them from the Neighborhood Health Clinic anymore because they’re wearing off too fast so I have to see an orthopedist now and my new doctor wanted X-rays to check out what’s going on with my terrible bones and help recommend me a pain specialist

Anyway; somehow just the process of doing all that really fucked me up and my knees hurt way more than they did this morning even though getting x-ray’d was non invasive. Because my back is also a junker handcrafted in the year 1206; it was really hard for me to lay on the table for them to do all the shots they needed and we ended up having to lower the machine against the wall so I could stand up and do the side shots

I felt so bad for the radiologist because she kept telling me to relax and stay still but I have a FAT ass so when I’m laying on that hard table, my lower spine where a lot of my pain is, is dropping in a weird way because it’s not quite able to go flat and every time I twisted my knees to the sides, my spine would hurt

I won’t find out what any of the X-rays mean until my next appoint with my GP at the end of the month but they gave me the CD of my X-rays so I might boot that bad boy up and look at it just to look at it

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i can be your auntcle;;…or yuor snag

got called "diverse" again today which is always a punch in the gut. an individual person cannot be diverse. just call me exotic and go

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Just two cats showing their hearts

[ID: The Bugs Bunny in a tux "I wish all x a pleasant evening" meme, edited to say "I wish all LGBTQIA+, closeted and questioning folks a very pleasant you are valid, loved, and amazing happy pride month" with happy and pride month written in the colours of the trans pride flag and the rainbow pride flag respectively. End ID.]

the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it

fuck’s sake 

writers will look at their own WIPs and be like “is anyone gonna finish that” and then close the tab

it is time to make mix tapes and to draw bats and ghosts on the cassette liner notes

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